I hate you, Scotty

This is the narrative we’ve imagined for this masterpiece photographic triptych of a completely unknown band found amidst my very earliest photography endeavors. While completely a creative device, it is also absolutely plausible. Taken at Lakehills Roller Rink, it’s also possible they were opening for Rail, which - trust me, woulda been a big deal at the time.

We believe the true and total experience of I hate you, Scotty is if you take it all in, in order. Start with that first elaborated caption card and click through to the paradigm-shifting denouement. We hope you enjoy I hate you, Scotty as much as we have.